Comedian Nikki Glaser took her quick wit and sharp tongue to Prime Video’s postgame show following Thursday Night Football on September 19, and no one was safe from her comedic jabs—not even Hollywood heavyweight Ben Affleck or NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
During her debut segment, Late Hits With Nikki Glaser, the roast legend delivered some zingers that had the audience roaring, including a sly dig at Ben Affleck.
Referencing the New England Patriots’ game against the New York Jets, Glaser quipped that supporting the Patriots is “the only thing that Ben Affleck can commit to.”
Affleck, a die-hard Patriots fan, was the perfect target for Glaser’s roast, especially given his widely publicized history of relationship troubles.
The joke resonated with both sports and pop culture fans alike, blending Affleck’s devotion to his team with his reputation for romantic ups and downs.
Glaser’s comedic takedown didn’t stop with Affleck. She set her sights on Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers, calling him “Throw Rogan” in a playful nod to the athlete’s friendship with comedian and podcaster Joe Rogan.
Rodgers, known for his outspoken opinions and alternative health practices, was an easy target for Glaser, who joked about his love for silent retreats.
“It’s ironic that he goes to silent retreats because he can’t stop talking about it,” Glaser quipped.
She continued with her signature self-deprecating humor, adding, “But he’s fun, you know? He lives in New York. He’s always doing his buddy’s podcast; he looks like someone who buys beer for teens. Honestly, I’m shocked I haven’t dated him.”
The joke not only poked fun at Rodgers’ penchant for introspective getaways but also tapped into Glaser’s own comedic persona, known for joking about her personal life and dating experiences.
Despite her claim that she’s “pretty new to football,” Glaser proved she could tackle the sport’s quirks and personalities with ease.
While admitting she’s still learning the terms and plays, her humor didn’t falter. In fact, her outsider perspective gave her a fresh, irreverent take on the world of the NFL.
For Glaser, the game itself was just the backdrop. She used the platform to showcase her quick wit, weaving jokes that hit players, coaches, and even the broader culture surrounding the sport.
Glaser also found time to address rumors surrounding legendary Patriots coach Bill Belichick’s relationship with 24-year-old Jordan Hudson.
Belichick, who has been linked to Hudson since June, became the punchline in one of Glaser’s most biting jokes of the night.
“I haven’t seen a group of Patriots take an L this bad since January 6th,” Glaser remarked, referencing the U.S. Capitol riot while nodding to Belichick’s team’s performance.
She didn’t stop there, continuing, “I mean, thank God Belichick wasn’t there to see this. He was too busy watching Blippi with his girlfriend.”
The joke packed a punch, mixing politics, sports, and pop culture in one swoop. It drew laughs and gasps, as Glaser fearlessly addressed one of the sport’s most revered and private figures.
Glaser didn’t shy away from roasting the Thursday Night Football cohosts either, particularly anchor Charissa Thompson.
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Known for her sharp banter, Thompson was game for Glaser’s jabs, making for an entertaining and lighthearted exchange.
The segment’s dynamic allowed Glaser to interact with seasoned sports broadcasters in her signature comedic style, bridging the gap between comedy and sports commentary.
Football fans and comedy lovers haven’t seen the last of Nikki Glaser on the Thursday Night Football stage.
Her Late Hits segment, which debuted with much fanfare, will return four more times throughout the season, promising more sharp-tongued roasts, sports insights, and pop culture references.
Glaser’s unique ability to roast celebrities, athletes, and anyone in her vicinity has earned her a loyal following in the comedy world.
Bringing that same energy to the football field only broadened her appeal, winning over sports fans who might not have been familiar with her prior stand-up specials.
While Glaser claims she’s still getting the hang of football lingo, her roasts suggest otherwise. With a blend of sports knowledge and pop culture prowess, she’s poised to become a fan-favorite on Thursday nights.
And if her first appearance is any indication, no one—not even Hollywood’s biggest stars or football’s elite—will be off-limits.
As the season progresses, fans can expect more memorable moments, and, of course, more roasts.
Whether you’re tuning in for the game or sticking around for the postgame laughs, Nikki Glaser’s Late Hits is set to be a must-watch segment.
